"CB" (jrcb) 12/11/2017 at 20:47 • Filed to: Dumb jokes are funny

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Well that explains why the water wasn’t boiling.

McMike > CB 12/11/2017 at 20:55

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groan

Chariotoflove > CB 12/11/2017 at 20:57

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Simmer down, now.

Get a handle on yourself, or you’ll be band.

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > CB 12/11/2017 at 20:58

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CB > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 12/11/2017 at 20:59

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Roughly my girlfriend’s reaction.

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > CB 12/11/2017 at 21:03

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The water wasn’t boiling because your stove is ELECTRIC

#gasforlyfe

(original thought was to tag with #gasmasterrace but I decided that may have negative connotations)

CB > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 12/11/2017 at 21:03

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I probably can’t be trusted around a gas stove. Or a stove. Really, anything in general.

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > Chariotoflove 12/11/2017 at 21:03

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Careful, you’ll get him steaming mad.

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > CB 12/11/2017 at 21:05

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Seriously though once you cook on gas stove you’ll never want to go back.

Chariotoflove > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 12/11/2017 at 21:08

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It’s alright. He’ll dial it down once I give him a hand.

BaconSandwich is tasty. > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 12/11/2017 at 21:09

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#gasterrace? Yeah, that doesn’t sound right either.

BaconSandwich is tasty. > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 12/11/2017 at 21:09

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I think he can keep a lid on it.

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > Chariotoflove 12/11/2017 at 21:14

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If he gets band he’ll have to use a burner.

for Michigan > BaconSandwich is tasty. 12/11/2017 at 21:18

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What is a gas terrace?

for Michigan > CB 12/11/2017 at 21:22

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Is that a faux-Mondrian cutting board?

CB > for Michigan 12/11/2017 at 21:25

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No idea. All I know is that it sucks and I don’t use it.

The Opponaut formerly known as MattP123 > CB 12/11/2017 at 21:36

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Your noodle is showing.

MrDakka > CB 12/11/2017 at 21:41

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You just have to focus your chi

gettingoldercarguy > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 12/11/2017 at 22:29

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Don’t knock induction.

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > gettingoldercarguy 12/11/2017 at 23:05

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Induction is great if you like being limited to what cookware you can use.

gettingoldercarguy > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 12/12/2017 at 00:12

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I don’t know if anybody who likes limitations in cookware choices, but the precision is there, as is the ability to quickly sear whatever you need to. Gas can’t match that imho. Plus it’s a lot safer around toddlers

xc90v8/I4 :( > gettingoldercarguy 12/12/2017 at 17:10

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My toddler cant handle that induction stuff but makes some great eggs on gas. 

gettingoldercarguy > xc90v8/I4 :( 12/12/2017 at 23:12

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To be fair, there’s a learning curve with everything new.